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Crypto, in plain English. For British investors.

A terminal-style reference for UK crypto investors. Tutorials written for the FCA, HMRC and high-street-banking realities you actually face — not a US YouTuber's idea of them. Powered by Southbank Research.

> LIBRARY
28 tutorials, plain English
YOU ARE HERE
> SCAN
paste a link or DM
we flag UK scam patterns
> COMPARE
UK exchanges, wallets, DEXs
side-by-side
> IDEAS
drop a topic, vote
we cover the most-voted next
>

SCAN

Paste a URL, email, Telegram message or DM. We pattern-match it against the most common UK crypto scams — HMRC impersonators, FCA-look-alikes, lookalike domains, recovery agents, pig-butchering openers.

> OPEN SCANNER

COMPARE

Kraken UK vs Coinbase UK vs Bitstamp? Trezor vs Ledger? MetaMask vs Rabby? Pick any two and see how they stack up — fees, custody, FCA status, withdrawal rails.

> OPEN COMPARATOR

> REQUEST QUEUE

Don't see what you're looking for? Drop a topic on the ideas board. Vote on the ones you like. We read every one and write the most-voted next.

[ENTER] OPEN THE IDEAS BOARD →
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